As promised, here are the ones that got away. (And, to the nuns at St. John's School, who tried so hard to teach me to be a good girl: look away. Save yourself the agony.)
Top 10 Rejected Slogans for CFW
10) You say "Puke" like it's a bad thing . . .
9) When you cough up blood, you know you're doing it right.
8) Now you're really f***ed.
7) Turkish Get-up? Let me show you the Turkish "Get-Down!"
6) That pole's not just for pull-ups, honey.
5) Laugh and the world laughs with you. Puke and we'll laugh at you.
4) Thruster? I barely know her!
3) CrossFit Watertown . . . we put the "ow" in rowing.
2) CrossFit Watertown . . . because the only "Bi Curls" we want to see involve . . . oh, never mind.
And the #1 Rejected Slogan . .
.1) CrossFit Watertown. Hard. Fast. And No Cuddling Afterwards.